Where to start?

I am currently staying in my moms basement (with a toddler and husband) until I find a place to live.  The only problem is I need to job to keep paying rent and utilities.  Its like the epic (yet annoying) question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?  I have been so spoiled with a garage, deck, basement, washer/dryer that the apartments around here look like crap.  I don't even hide it from the people that showed me around the complex.  I wanted to cry!  No washer/ dryer?! UGH! hehe the guy looked at me like I was crazy.  Screw him, I'm sure that he just works there, NOT lives there.  I never thought I'd be applying for unemployment, but then again who really does?  Maybe I'll just start rapping about chains and cars I don't have.  If Soldia Boi and Flo Rida made it then SO CAN I! All I need to do is practice my rhyming and do a stupid dance (stinky leg).  Here we go. . .Rat, Cat, Bat,  I may have a husband, but I also got alotta diamonds,  My chain so big its the size of my kid!!!

Guess who's back?!

I have been gone so long I don't know where to start.  First I wanna thank everyone who has been following me, I promise I will eventually find everyone new and start to follow you too!  Second, thanx for all the comments! Its great to log on and see people actually read some of my crazyness hehe.  And third, I guess I should say I am out the military, moved from Maryland back to Michigan (where I ran as fast as I could away from) and I need to start all over.  They say when God closes one door he opens another.  But what if you donno its God that opened it, what if it look like the devil inside that door? What if you can't find the door? Newayz. . I will begin my 'A Day in the Life of Crystal' posts once again.